Crunchy or Smooth?

I've had two suggestions for what to put in the humane mousetrap.

Peanut butter and Nutella.

I can understand both, I think peanut butter has that irresistable aroma, and also, it might be stinky enough to cover up the unmistakable scent of HUMAN on the trap.

And Nutella, well, if Grant fills the trap with Nutella I think I'll have a hard time keeping away from it, let alone Mr Mouse. If Grant gets Nutella it gives me an excuse to sit with a spoon and consume the rest of the jar..

'Yes Grant, I've had a REALLY bad day today, I need this nutella, I need it'

Or

'I'm on my period!! You'd BETTER leave me alone!!.......right........now......'

Even better :)

I told Grant I'd pick up some neenut butter on the way home, but when I got to the Co-Op they only had Sunpat and it cost like £2.80-something for a jar.

I'm buggered if I'm spending more than £2 on a jar of peanut butter for a mouse that we haven't seen in over a week!

Besides, I don't know if he prefers crunchy or smooth.