I'm out with my wonderful mate Mark tonight, I was texting him this morning to find out if others were joining us or not. After telling him I was muchly looking forward to the evening and that I loved him and would see him later he sent me this:
'Me too! Enjoy the rest of your day at work, I shall be building a fort and masturbating for most of the morning! See you later xx'
I offered him anonymity, but he declined, 'there is no shame in building a fort'